WHAT THE EFF?!? : why so defensive?

Ever been in a situation where you're talking to a guy that you like and he gets defensive of the littlest thing? "Why so defensive?"
All I asked you was:
If you were comin over...
If you were hungry...
When the next time I was gonna see you was gonna be...


So tell me... why so defensive?
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